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Star Wars Themed Restaurant Menu

Posted by on Jan 27, 2011
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About a year ago, some friends and I came up with the hypothetical of opening a Star Wars themed restaurant. We started riffing on some potential menu items. Then we kept going. The following is what we’ve come up with, arranged into a menu. Feel free to add your own in the comments.

(This used to be on my personal website.  I have moved it here where I think it will find a better audience.)

Have You Seen Luke This Morning? (Breakfast)

  • “It’s a Flap(Jack)!”
  • Yavin 4-Egg Omelette
  • Royal Hairdo Cinnamon Rolls
  • “See if You Can’t Lox It Down!”
  • “TK-421, Why Aren’t You At Your Toast?”

Han Shoots First (Appetizers)

  • Mon Calamari
  • “So Bean Dip, Jedi”
  • Shrimp Coruscampi
  • WanTaunTaun Soup
  • “I Have You Chow(der)”
  • “Vader’s On Those Chips”
  • BBQ X-Wings (Intensity: Reds 1-5)

Death Starches (Sandwiches)

  • Aunt BeReuben
  • “My Hoagie This Is!”
  • Ham Solo Sandwich
  • Pulled Porkins Sandwich
  • C-3POpen-faced Sandwich
  • Grand Moff Turkey Sandwich
  • “That’s No Moon, That’s a Steak Sandwich”
  • Chewbacon Cheeseburger
  • Scruffy-looking Nerf-Burger
  • Lando Cowrissian’s Bespin Burger

I Am Your Fodder (Entrees)

  • Thai Fighter
  • E-Wok Stir Fry
  • “Steak on Target!”
  • Asteroid Field Filet ($37.20 each)
  • “I Find Your Rack of Ribs Disturbing”
  • “I Might Have Expected You to Be Holding Vader’s Quiche”
  • “Jumping Through Hyperspace Isn’t Like Dusting Crabs, Boy!”

Greens of Endor (Vegetarian)

  • Ratatooine
  • Padme Thai
  • Boba Feta Wrap
  • Tusken (Raider) Salad
  • “As If Millions of Voices Suddenly Cried Out in Terror and Were Suddenly Salad”*

*Our apologies to anyone who lost loved ones on Alderaan….Ask for our Skywalker Ranch Dressing!

Dark Sides

  • Vader Tots
  • Potato Wedge Antilles

Younglings’ Menu

  • Midiclorioni and Cheese

Desserts of Tatooine

  • Frozen Carmelite
  • Obi-Wan Cannoli
  • “This is No Cake”
  • Dagobahnana Split
  • “Let the Cookie Win”
  • Salacious Crumbcake
  • Princess Leia Cake (Can be served Princess Amidala Mode)

Jar Jar Drinks

  • Twin Sun Tea
  • Hoth Chocolate
  • Orange Juice (Extra Pulpatine)
  • “Do or Do Not, There is No Chai”
  • “That’s Great, Kid, Don’t Get Coffee!”
  • Darth Malt
  • “I Can’t (Milk)shake Him!”
  • Qui-Gon Gin
  • Shuttle Ti-Beer-ion
  • “You, Like Your Father, Are Now Wine”
  • Bottomless Sarlacc Pitchers
Update: special shoutout to Ian, Danny, Seamus, and Marissa for their help with these
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  • Ian Fahey

    Man, that was a good weekend. And it all started with “Do you think that anyone out there is a Thai food restaurant called Thai Fighter?”

    With the benefit of hindsight, we need to tighten up some of these puns. I vote for it just being Tauntaun Soup.

  • http://www.nerdnewsandreviews.com Third

    Solid move posting this here. “I Find Your Rack of Ribs Disturbing” still has my vote for best entry on the menu. And I agree with Ian: updates might not be a bad idea.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1455480067 Danny Rivera

    No joke, I saw this link posted on Third’s facbeook and thought, “Who the FUCK stole our fucking ideas?!”

    Tee hee.

    • http://nerdnewsandreviews.com Wade

      Aren’t you a bit young to be using language like that?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1455480067 Danny Rivera

    I still think one of the menu items should be something like, “New York Strip Steak (Hey, you don’t fuck with a classic)”

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    You have many variety of menu items. I hope you will get better audience here. Thanks

  • obiwan

    obi taters

  • OB/GYN Kenobi

    Stay away from the Wookie Burger…it’s a little Chewie.

    • http://nerdnewsandreviews.com Wade

      Tremendous.

  • http://twitter.com/gamerfridge Edenvale

    I was looking around for more ideas and found your blog. Hilarious ideas!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jay.standish.90 Jay Standish

    awsome, id eat all this stuff on this menu. maybe the resturantes can be a veriety of things from the movies. like the mellenium falcon, the cantina, hoth cave, luke’s home, the death star, the gungins home, or endor tree tops