Star Wars Themed Restaurant Menu

About a year ago, some friends and I came up with the hypothetical of opening a Star Wars themed restaurant. We started riffing on some potential menu items. Then we kept going. The following is what we’ve come up with, arranged into a menu. Feel free to add your own in the comments.

(This used to be on my personal website.  I have moved it here where I think it will find a better audience.)

Have You Seen Luke This Morning? (Breakfast)

• “It’s a Flap(Jack)!”
• Yavin 4-Egg Omelette
• Royal Hairdo Cinnamon Rolls
• “See if You Can’t Lox It Down!”
• “TK-421, Why Aren’t You At Your Toast?”

Han Shoots First (Appetizers)

• Mon Calamari
• “So Bean Dip, Jedi”
• Shrimp Coruscampi
• WanTaunTaun Soup
• “I Have You Chow(der)”
• “Vader’s On Those Chips”
• BBQ X-Wings (Intensity: Reds 1-5)

Death Starches (Sandwiches)

• Aunt BeReuben
• “My Hoagie This Is!”
• Ham Solo Sandwich
• Pulled Porkins Sandwich
• C-3POpen-faced Sandwich
• Grand Moff Turkey Sandwich
• “That’s No Moon, That’s a Steak Sandwich”
• Chewbacon Cheeseburger
• Scruffy-looking Nerf-Burger
• Lando Cowrissian’s Bespin Burger

I Am Your Fodder (Entrees)

• Thai Fighter
• E-Wok Stir Fry
• “Steak on Target!”
• Asteroid Field Filet ($37.20 each)
• “I Find Your Rack of Ribs Disturbing”
• “I Might Have Expected You to Be Holding Vader’s Quiche”
• “Jumping Through Hyperspace Isn’t Like Dusting Crabs, Boy!”

Greens of Endor (Vegetarian)

• Ratatooine
• Padme Thai
• Boba Feta Wrap
• Tusken (Raider) Salad
• “As If Millions of Voices Suddenly Cried Out in Terror and Were Suddenly Salad”*

*Our apologies to anyone who lost loved ones on Alderaan….Ask for our Skywalker Ranch Dressing!

Dark Sides

• Vader Tots
• Potato Wedge Antilles

Younglings’ Menu

• Midiclorioni and Cheese

Desserts of Tatooine

• Frozen Carmelite
• Obi-Wan Cannoli
• “This is No Cake”
• Dagobahnana Split
• “Let the Cookie Win”
• Salacious Crumbcake
• Princess Leia Cake (Can be served Princess Amidala Mode)

Jar Jar Drinks

• Twin Sun Tea
• Hoth Chocolate
• Orange Juice (Extra Pulpatine)
• “Do or Do Not, There is No Chai”
• “That’s Great, Kid, Don’t Get Coffee!”
• Darth Malt
• “I Can’t (Milk)shake Him!”
• Qui-Gon Gin
• Shuttle Ti-Beer-ion
• “You, Like Your Father, Are Now Wine”
• Bottomless Sarlacc Pitchers