Buy A Working TRON Lightcycle!

This is just awesome, and also one of the reasons I want to be scandalously rich someday (I suppose a good first step would be to stop playing video games and make some money).  Hammacher Schlemmer is selling a working, street legal motorcycle modeled after the Lightcycles of TRON: Legacy fame.  It costs a mere $55,000, but features hubless wheels and a Suzuki 996cc 4-stroke engine.  I don’t know if this is any good or not, since I don’t really know the first thing about motorcycles, but it doesn’t really matter, because IT’S A LIGHTCYCLE IN REAL LIFE.  Each one is custom-made when you order, so no need to worry about them running out, but you should probably order soon.  Give me a call when it arrives and we’ll hang out.

Buy one here.